Thursday, April 2, 2009

Polar Bears

Sitting in my morning coffee break I found out some useful tips about what to do IF you spot a Polar Bear while you are out and about....

* always point your elbow at the polar bear, that way it will EAT your elbow BEFORE it gets to your head

*Take someone slower with you; you don't need to out run the Polar Bear--just your companion!

*Carry a baseball bat with you on your hikes. So you can break your friend's legs--their screams will alert everyone that there is a polar bear spotting (oh and you can run away FAST!)..

My personal favourite came from my boss....
*Always stay on the left side of the polar bear---why you might ask? well apparently everyone knows that Polar Bears are RIGHT HANDED (or should I say pawed!)...

...I'm seriously GLAD that I'm not gullible! It was worth a laugh though!

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